very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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