What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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