planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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