So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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