Soap is not a condiment
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
