That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
birth control should be required to get into college
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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