so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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