I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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