At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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