Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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