So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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