He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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