Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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