so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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