He is an equal opportunity slut.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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