I smell stomach acid.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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