Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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