i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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