This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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