IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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