that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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