I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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