Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I supernannyed him into submission
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
