just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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