I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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