sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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