haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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