Betty ford says i'm here all night
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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