the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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