So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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