spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Houston, we have a squirter
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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