So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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