Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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