He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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