Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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