i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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