I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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