i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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