Banned from zoo.
Again?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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