I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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