He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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