I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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