It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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