And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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