What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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