He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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