Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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