Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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