Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize