My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So gin and wine won't be happening again
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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