I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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