Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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