She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
