Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
The air taste purple.
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